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I read in a magazine of those of today, with labels carefully why it is foolish things that need labels warning, like your cousin boring bruce not have and those who do not need to do? disposable brush warns: "Do not use for personal hygiene" mixer electric mixing, whip, chop, and given advice to buyers, "Never remove food from the blades while the product is working," a scooter for children warns popular "this product moves when used" and my favorite: the warning was discovered in a thermometer used to take temperature of people: "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not use oral" We hope that this gave a little chuckle!
A few more: In a Vienna hotel: If a fire, make every effort to alarm the hotel porter. There was a sign in German Black forest: It is forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, the men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married to each other by that purpuse. In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for for which. In an announcement advertisement of a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latter method. A translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has passed under the bridge since this variation has been played. In a Laudry Rome: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our tours by horse-driven city - we guarantee no miscarriages. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your own ass? On the faucet in a bathroom Finnish: To stop the drip, turn cock to right. In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin. In the case of a wind-up toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout his life. detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways. In a Swiss mountain inn: today Special - no ice cream. In a Bangkok temple: It's forbidden to enter a woman even foreigner if dressed as a man. In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktail for the ladies with nuts. In an airline ticket from Copenhagen: We take your bags and send them in all directions. At the door of a hotel room in Moscow: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you're welcome to it. In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. In a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed animals. If you have suitable food, give the guard on duty. In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please read this notice. In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside for the bathtub. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is scheduled for tomorrow. During this time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not go backwards, and only when lit. In an elevator in a hotel in Belgrade: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more people, each one should press a number of wanting floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the reception. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between 9 and 11 am daily. In a Yugoslav hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In a Japanese hotel: You are welcome to take advantage of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel before a Russian Orthodox monastery: We invite you to visit the cemetery where the famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday. Similarly, since the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow exhibition by 15,000 Soviet Republic Acts artists and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not that roam the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. In a Swiss restaurant menu: Our wines leave nothing to desire. In making himself the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm, limpid red beet soup with little balls of cheese in the form of a finger; roast duck release, slices of beef beaten people in the country fashion. In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service. Outside a Hong Kong shop as: Ladies may have a floor above in the form. In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summer suit. Because it is in a hurry to execute in strict rotation customers. In a newspaper of Eastern Africa: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown most of its workers. In a Bangkok dry cleaner: Give your pants below to get the best results. Apart from a Paris dress shop: Dresses for walking the street. Similarly, from Soviet days: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. At a Tokyo shop: Our nylon cost more than common, but you will find they are the best in the long term. From a Japanese information booklet about using a device air conditioning in the hotel: Cool and Heat: If you want condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. In a brochure from a rental company Car in Tokyo: When passenger of foot raised at the hearing, honking the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but still obstacles your passage then play the flute vigorously. Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking. Here speeching American.
Scootering: On board a Vectrix electric scooter
